Dedication

ok..so i'm gonna dedicate this post to all my TransFungus besties;(reasons shall be kept in privacy till further notice)
let's start with gwen:
you're funny, charming, and very very humourous as well as being literally perverted. i had so much fun laughing at the "she's dead" thing, and since i have been constantly viewing your blog, i have learnt a couple of useful tips about blogging. you really are a true friend and i love you. Eventhough you don't really take me seriously sometimes when i tell you some VERY AHEM* personal stuff, you'd still be there for me no matter what. it's awful fun talking to you about these KIND of things because we'll find the funny side of everything..no matter what.

Stephie;
AWW! there's not much i can say as you're terribly sane but i can say this:- you have stuck to my side and for that, i deeply appreciate that. you keep saying i help you calm down. i should thank you too for being my "big sister" all these while..haha.

Hannah;
i just can't explain how lessons would be without you. Bible Knowledge, BM, Eng, and Math.
we just make everything so terribly funny...like the time where you kept wanting to tell me a story and ShE kept interupting at the RIGHT timing...hehehe

Winnie;
you're just so funny! and funny! the way you behave, the way you talk and the way you embrace me is simply amazing. you're so random, in that humourous way, the way everyone likes to laugh because of you..sighh* you're truly FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!! AHHH!! you're just FUNNY!

and.........
last but NOT LEAST>>
Sammy;
ever since you became a probate, i became instantly sad because i knew all that fun we had during Easter would probably diminish. But, anyway you're very sane, and i really enjoy talking to you . There is no doubt self esteem levels drop because of your physical appearance, but HEY, we should love the way we are, right>? haha..
P/S- LOVE YOU GUYS!! and HAPPY MONIVERSARY on the 29th!!!!!!!!!!

secret

i'm being nice here to this dying blog.
listen: i have a new blog but i'll keep posting
i want claire to join, i'm practically obsessed with her now and i don't noe why
things we have in common:
phoebe and gwen/ paragus
we like juliet's dad, looking at claire's chests(well mostly gwen..i prefer her face), laughing and making theories about alluring strippers and dancers at the most emo times.
clarissa's funny and i'm serious. jeez....

i'm BLOGGING!! WEE

ihave my OWN personal blog!! hahah now no one's really updating this crappy blog!! Transfungus season finale ended on a high note

i could actually go to the psych ward

HUMMM..tis another bad day for me. i got so worked up that i could actually go psycho. huh. undies huh??
consider it done

WOOHOO!!

Happy 4th Monniversary, Fungi Sistas! (:

I love y'all to bits & pieces.

P/S: OMG the Prefect Camp sounded like SO MUCH FUN laaaah! =( I'm greeeen - and not just with envy, with chloroplast, too.
*HAHA bad pun =D*

TransFUNGUS- A serial drama tv show?

WOW! that felt good after a long night writing 2 more songs for the paragus soundtrack to the motion picture TRANSFUNGUS #2- Reign of the probates. Do i sound a lil offhand here coz No that's not true but considering the dramatizing effect this takes on gwen and me.. this transfungus thingy ought to be like a series drama show..like the O.C or gossip girl. HEY..it could work you know. Try to come over okay gwen?

Coincidentally, my birthday's on the 29th.... transfungus's "monthiversary" day. Cool huh?

please please try and come. after all.... we always wanted a transfungus meeting. right?

darn sam and winnie..they can't join the blog. Well that's more smack talking for us then.

OMG Phoebe. You're making me nostalgic too.

SIGH I really do miss the good ole times =( Phoebe, u shudnt have mentioned that!! HAHA.
I wish Sam, Winnie and Hannah weren't prefects.

Good Times(it actually makes me tear up)

Sob... the hols are comin' and winnie & Hannah can't come for the Paragus debut of Mississipi(if ur wonderin' what the album name means.. haha ask gwen) i cry. Well sam might be comin.. the sexy one of course..(zzz) and MOM(sam lim) wants to send me to a competition after the hols. GAARGH! and i haven't been practising lately coz of exams.

GUESS WHAT! i have blake 'Colin' Lewis's number!! hHAhAHAHAH

Tall People Rock!!

Hey y'all. Don't tall people (ppl taller than me..) rock! i mean ..uhh most ppl are taller than me but.. mm tell sam the spore not to go round YEA I'M TALLER THAN YOU! maybe that's a good thing..(chuckles and strokes chin)

U owe me one GWEn!!

Phoebe: Great things take time(adapted from John Tucker must DIE!!)

** if u are wondering about that picture... it's tyra and..yeah she's taller than me(winks and nudges gwen)

Is TransFungus gonna break up??

Well, i don't know about that becoz initially i thought it was since Sexaay Sam(winks) decided to join the ranks as a PROBATE!!! I'm friggin' pissed coz no more Sexy! i could DIe(winks). But after thinking [and some pep talk by hannah(my sis and church camp executive-birds and bees HA!)] i thought hey.it isn't teh end of teh world here. i can still hang out during the... concert??
that's what sexy said.(shrugs)
Oh yea and i just finished this song 4 Sexy..
i'm just human born to do things to u
sugar tell me where and when to start..
i'm just human and i don't wanna lose u
gotta find a way into ur heart..
before it's too late. (bows)
P.S: Sam's taller than me!!!! hhaa

At Comp Class!

HAHA HELLO WORLD! =D Gwen here, at computer class. It's 11.47am and I AM FRIGGIN HIGH BABY! WHEEEEEEEE!
Hmm. SO yes, I dont have much time so I'm gonna make this quick.
School lately has been hectic, mainly coz of the whole Sports Day thingo. ARGHHH ANNOYING WEI! Stupid man. I have to juggle between Athletics and Gymrama =(
YEA ANYWAY!
This morning we started practice later, so Sam Lim (Mum/Log), Phoebs (Sis/Fungus) and I (the retarded parasite) were talking about STIMULATING GEL and SEXERCISE! HAHAHA I know, I know, we're corrupted xP and we're really into innuendos. HINT HINT!
MMHMM. Class is starting down, gah. CYA!!

*I know we're pervs, sue us =P*

MOOF.

HAHAHAHHA WELL!
No one wants this blog to decompose, now, do they xP SO I SHALL SAVE IT! YEAP YEAP! =DD
The saviour of the brilliant, wonderful, spectacular TransFungus blog x) *nananana!*
Gosh so perasanted. xP

Awww our March monniversary has just passed T.T (thats another word for Monthly Anniversary, BTW =D created by Phoebs!)
SO YES! Before I start rambling on and on about today, HAPPY 2-MONTH MONNIVERSARY, FUNGI SISTAS!! =D ILY loaaads!
Yeah well =) Where was I!

HAHAHAH well today was a blast =P it was so friggin hilarious, and it involves ALL of the Transfungus =) WELL EXCLUDING STEPHY -.- only bcoz that uber rajin girl was off studying Sejarah somewhere =="
YES ANYWAY! The 2M babes - Twin, Pooh, our HSM, Ashley and Soo Ann had their P.Moral drama today =DD and it was extremely funny! - according to them xP HOOHOO!
And Pooh "accidentally" blurted out the F-word halfway through the drama 0.0 WOW! PEIFU PEIFU, Winnie! xP (Heh and in case you're chinese illiterate, that means...dang what does that mean -.- HAHAHAH!) Heee nevermind! xD
Hopefully they'll elaborate on this x) but yeah.

LOL AND THEN!

During Christian Fellowship =P we played Musical Chairs x3 MMHMM! NOT KIDDING!
I know, retarded right =DD HAHAHA! And I was the only one of Transfungus to remain in the game *eyebrow wiggle*
HOOHOO! I RAWK MAN! xP *COUGH COUGH* sorrrieee x)

Yes anyway =P my sistas had to undergo various kinds of humilation as punishment of losing the game =)
LET ME LIST THEM OUT!

Phoebe: Singing Mary Had A Little Lamb =.= I swear, this school is obsessed with nursery rhymes. Heh xP ask Sammy!
Hannah: Had to do the Banana Dance -.-" DONT ASK. HAHAHA!!
Winnie, Sam Lim & Ng: HAD TO WRITE MISSISSIPPI WITH THEIR ASSES! =DD WOOOO Sam Ng's arse was damn sexaaaay wei! x) especially when she was writing the "S"! =DD classic man xP HAHA!

It was so ALLURING that, and I quote Phoebs, "it unstraightened her." AHEM AHEM.
GTG now, comp keeps crashing =.= byeeee!! =P


Gah I love school x) HAHAHAHA!!

I smell a decomposing dead blog

AAAARGH.

Why isn't anyone posting?

Why haven't Sam Ng and Chucky joined the blog?

Why is this blog seemingly dead?

Why? Why? Why?

I mean, like, I can friggin SMELL this blog decomposing after its sad sad sad death. xD

GAHAHAHAHA.

I'm going mad. And insane. This is your fault, twin!

Come on la people. Keep this thingy alive. =)

I Hate Exams

Exams over.

Hols started.

But I'm not so enthusiastic, and I don't think anyone else is either.

That's all because of friggin exams.

Throughout the entire hols, we sit down and tremble at the prospect of receiving our marks in a week's time.

AAAARGH.

Especially for Twin and I, who seem to be about to fail Math. xD

Oh well.

I HATE WMS EXAMS.

Yeeesh.

Confessions of a Fungus

Honestly guys, I wanna admit something. I don't think i can accept all this credit for randomly starting the transfungus. I walked up to winnie and said do i look like a fungus coz that time i was thinking about my cousin, Alicia who told me a weird wacked story about a baby growing like a Fungus on its mom's head. So..yeah,i randomly walked to winnie and said that. So i really have to dedicate this group to her.All up for Alicia!!

Alert all members of Transfungus!!

since our anniversary is on the 29th, i think we should have our anniversary twice a month!
well, we practically have nothing better to do right??
wanna know why i posted this??
i'll tell you.Coz our dear Fern didn't come on our anniversary because she had a headache. Well,we can't blame her coz she studies so hard. ANYWAAAY>..
our plans are
fungus huntingyeaaaa
oh and i can't get the blake album *sobs*
i don't even know why i'm posting this! i just post it coz gwen and hannah told me to.

Fungi dirt

Here are the latest unpublished "dirt" of Fungi
1. Apparently stephie's a BOMBSHELL figuratively meaning she's hot- . (laughs hysterically)
2. Apparently Sam can really walk.WOW so edgy
3.Apparently Winnie's a real "pat on the chest" when she laughs but she's sooo adorable!
4.Gwen-zzzzahem the usual
5.Hannah(Gwen's twin)- Err she says KH was easy...
6.Phoebe(that's...ME) I'm credibly hyper as usual and i LOVe TOP MODEL.

P.S-Why do sam and winnie say my fringe is funny???

Our First-Month Anniversary!

Happy Birthday, TRANSFUNGUS!

Tomorrow is our one-month anniversay as SISTERS, FUNGI,

& BEST FRIENDS! =)

Well, Stephy has been killed and had her vitamins sucked out of her but that's beside the point.

HAHAHAHA nah, I kid. xP

WELL I just wanna apologize for the lack of posting in this poor ol' blog. =X

It's first-term exams, and we're damn stressed out.

SO YES!

PLEASE, PLEASE FORGIVE =D

Will update LOADS after the ems!

Love from,

Our Hot Sexaaaay Mama! [Sam Lim]

Fungus [Phoebe]

Spore [Sam Ng]

Winnie [Mushroom]

Stephy [Fern]

Epiphyte [Hannah - Gwen's Twin!]

&

Parasite [Gwen - Hannah's Twin]

Cross-country

Haha. I'm finally updating! =) Well... part of the Transfungus went cross-country-ing. Except the two jokers Phoebe and Steph. *Waaaat! I bet you guys were studying or somthing?* Yeah. Anyway, Mushroom, Spore and Parasite seem to be perfectly fine with no cross-country side effects. But this unfit Epifit here is dying of a deadly injury which happens to be permanant paralysis. HEE.

Oh oh oh oh. And after the event, Parasite and I found out that we're exactly the same. We have absolutely no sense of direction! =0 So yeah. We got super lost at Lake Gardens after everything finished. *nyahahaha* (and we both have siblings with incredibly amazing senses-of-direction.)

Arghhh.

This Is Total LMAO Material!

Something my aunt's brother's son told me about this past CNY. :D
Damn do I miss the hols. LOL!
And why isn't anyone updating?! GRAHH.

Sammy! Winnie! You better join soooon. -.-





And that's Jeff Dunham, peoples!!

I know, it's funny.
Please hold your applause for later. xD

Jingle Bombs! Jingle Bombs!

Cross-country Race @ Lake Gardens tomorrow. ):
SIGH SIGH
Havta give up my beauty FUNGI sleep. GAHAHAH!
Best of luck to all Wesleyans arh! :D

May the best fungi win -.-
Tchyeah right. We're all gonna lose anyways coz WE DON'T HAVE LEGS.
LOL!

Hannah, let's practise Twin Running.
Heh.

Lidra was funny like shit, as always. Sorry for the foul word.
And today is Zhi Le's birthday! :D
Many happy returns to her. lmao!

Spongebob's laugh. Pandora's Box.
Kuzco, Kuzco, GO GO!
xD

Fungi on leave

Hmm. I wonder where all the fungi have gone to. No one seems to be updating this bomb of a blog.

Parasite, don't be lazy. I know you're free like crap.. so GO BLOG! Hee. =)

Yeah. All the fungi have dispersed to all corners of Malaysia. But soon enough, we'll meet up at school and regenerate. AND do weird things which are worthy as blog-fodder.

So yeah. This blog ain't dead yet. It just started. All it needs is a little bit of regenerating. Come, Sammy, do your job!

Mushrooms

This Epifit is brooding. This Epifit is pissed.

I have started to hate Mushrooms a lot.

No, not our Pooh bear.

Real Mushrooms.

Those idiotic fungi sabotaged my parents' brains (somehow, don't ask) and REDUCED MY INTERNET TIME TO A ****** HALF-HOUR.

What la wei.

Some fungi are actually idiotic. Like those Mushrooms purchased from the Giant hypermarket.

Don't ask.

A whole lot of nonsense

Whoa. TransFUNGUS meeting on MSN? LOL. Never knew a random random random comment could turn out this way. =)

Yeah. But all the same this whole thing seems pretty hilarious to me.

And Parasite, WHAT DID YOU SAY? I don't exist in Oxford? Ohmegoshh!! This is bad... xP

So to all my mad, hyper, random TransFUNGUS-ers.. Happy CNY!

Wishing you prosperity *in the for of ang pows*

Then.. I will kill you guys and get your inheritance!

*EVIL LAUGH*

WANTED: TRANSFUNGUS "MEETING" ON MSN!

Greetings, fellow fungi family. Gwen posting here.
Saya nak Transfungus Meeting on MSN ): and, quoting Stephy, "weh weh weh" =P
Leave comments on the cbox I'm just about to install =] LOL! so can pick a day from the CNY hols for all of us to chat on MSN. xP
It's only been 1 day and 29 minutes since school ended yesterday, but I miss you fungi already TT" wehhhhhhhhh! xDD

ANYWAYS. I just wanna point out a few things....
1. I am NOT the creator of all of this. Phoebster is. xP SO I have no idea why I'm in charge of this blog ==" which is ALSO why we desperately need a Transfungus meeting, to decide who's gonna be administrator of transfungus.blogspot.com. HEH. All up for Phoebe! lmao. x)
2. And for that matter. We weren't originally called Transfungus - I was goofing off thinking of a name for our Fungi Family [FF sounded too...corny *as if Transfungus is any better xDD*]. It suddenly hit me that fungi 'transform' when they latch onto each other...so yeah. Heh. And besides, I wanted a name for my group of WMS besties ((((((:
3. Sammy. Winnie. Join this blog lahh, dammit. LOL -.-"
4. Apparently the word epifit doesn't exist in the dictionary .__. omgoshh, my poor twin. Oh well, who cares :D Screw Oxford! xP
5. We have a weakness, peoples. Fungicide. Our one enemy. AHAHHAH!

AND...that's about it. Anyways, here are some pictures of "us" x) Enjoy!
[ Viewer's Discretion Is Advisable ]

This is Phoebe, our Fungus.
I know, it looks like a mushroom -.- Ah well.
All the other pics were like about toe funguses, anyway .__.
She is like the most random person on Earth. So damn hyper.
Who else suddenly 'latches onto a person' and goes, "Hey, do I look like a fungus to you?" AHAHAHA!
But that's why we looooove her :D
Also, she's the rightful creator of the awesome group, and...that's it.
Don't really know much about her, so yeah. Hehe. =X

This is Stephy, our Fern.
Ain't she pretty? LOL! Nice green lerhh =P
Born with fungi-ness in her blood, she was blessed with "Stephanie Khoo FERN Li" as her name.
Surely, this must be fate! xDD
A workaholic, Stephy is both a mermaid [inside joke??] and a genius (: which also means that she's a brilliant multitasker. HAHAHA!
It is unfortunate, though, that she doesn't spend much time with Transfungus, as she is always off searching for Deniece.
But heck, she was the first to join this blog, so she's devoted all right! =P

This is Samantha, our Spore.
Y'see, the tiny blown-up specks on that poor, unsuspecting leaf? Yep, that's her. HAHAHA.
The regenerator and "Mother" of us all, she works hard all day and night...regenerating -.-
But yet, she remains the nicest spore around, using her perfection to dazzle other male spores and Madam Shirley on a daily basis =P lmao.
Thanks for re-growing us whenever we're separated from The Log [the other Sam xD] yarh. LOL!

This is Winnie, our Mushroom.
I have no comment about her, except that...
1. She takes joy in asking me to evil-laugh-in-the-cute-voice-for-5-seconds -.- omgawd larhh.
2. She's so freaking annoying whenever she does Point #1 repeatedly. LOL.
3. She always copies me - from DigiMan to my Smileys to Pana-dol Xtreme TT" copyshroom! xDD
4. She's really a nice person - when she's not doing all of the above, that is. LALALALA!
5. She laughs a LOT, like me. Maybe MORE. Nyahaha!
6. Pepper Spray :D *ahem ahem*
7. Three-word description: Retarded Pooh Bear.
MUAHAHAHAHA!

This is me, the Parasite.
Dang do I look weirrrrrrd .__." lmao!
I'm this extremely temperamental and egocentric being that grows on others. Heh.
*If you don't understand that, refer any dictioniary BUT Oxford*
So yeah. Nobody likes me. =X
But iLOVEtransfungus. One of the best things that has ever happened to me, actually. xDD
So post more, peoples!!!

This is Hannah, our Epifit and twin of the Parasite.
But don't worry, everyone likes this plant. =]
WHOA this epifit damn chunted lehhs -.- growing on a balcony. So modern! xP
Money-minded and forever scheming to assasinate her twin to gain access to her inheritance, Hannah is...evil. BWAHAHA.
But then again, she is also a nice person, which makes what I'm typing here very confusing :D LOL !!
Also, Hannah misses her ex-school, SMKSH, a lot and frequently attempts to be EMO [but fails miserably every time bcos Transfungus rawks too much *perasan*], and can never stop laughing. Heh.
ANDANDAND I can't think of anything else -.-"

And that's the lot.

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There are a lot of questions left unanswered in this universe, but this particular one appeals to me most at this moment:

How is it that fungi are capable of typing when they have no hands?

This is, indeed, something to puzzle over.

Is it because, somehow, the tips of our leaves [or, for Sammy, Phoebe and Winnie, their...ends -.-] are impossibly strong, and are capable of pushing the buttons on the keyboard?

And what about looking at stuff? Do fungi have eyes? And noses? And mouths? And ears? And the sense of touch, for that matter.

That, my friends, is one mystery I would like to solve. (:

OMG lmaoooooo ! xDD
Dang do I sound retarded. AHAHAHA.
Ciao me peepz.
I'm Out.

meet the fungi

OMG !!! So much to say. lemme start
winnie the mushroom: Love her! i started attaching myself onto her so i could become the fungus.that's where it started.
sam the spore: the lil spore who regenerates us all when the soil leaves us
gwen the parasite: she started it ALL. She's evidently obsessed with the whole fungus thing. She even called me 'Bad Fungus'
hannah the epifit: well., she says i'm random and she and gwen are kinda like twins. LOL =)
stephie the fern: she doesn't participate in our fungi activities so there isn't much to say about her except that she's the greatest friend i ever had! (GO STEPHIE)
and finally...
Phoebe(that's me!) the fungus: I'm really crazy and random so... i started the whole fungus thing. No..I created the idea and gwen made it such a BIG thing. That's why i'm called fungus=)

Fungus says hi

Happee chinese new year. i can't fight in a holy place. cao

Intro to the fungi-family

OK.

Right.

I REALLY don't know why I'm posting on this friggin blog.

But as an intro to this blog of crap, umm... we are the TRANSFUNGUS.

Yes, I know, it is lame.

No, I didn't invent it.

=D

This ridiculous fungi-family thingy is the brainchild of none other than the most random person on earth -- Phobe.

So we all got named after all sorts of fungi.

Glamorous, huh?

SO...

Phoebe = Fungus
Steph = Fern
Gwen (the jobless creator of this blog) = Parasite
Sam = Spore
Winnie = Mushroom
Hannah = Epifit (Yeah. I know. WTH?!)

Phoebe = Fungus
She started this whole ridiculous thing so she got honoured with the name Fungus. It started when she randomly walked up to Winnie and said "Hi, do I look like a fungus to you?"

Steph = Fern
Umm.. apparently her middle name is Fern..?

Gwen = Parasite
Just randomly named her but it really suits her. PARASITE.

Sam = Spore
This little bugger helps us to *regenerate* when our old spores die. SWT.

Winnie = Mushroom
She calls herself a 'horny mushroom'. Ew.

Hannah = Epifit
Of all the names, I just HAD to get the most exotic and random one. Ahh.. that's life. xD

BTW... our mummy and daddy are called TRANSPARENTS. OMG SO LAME.

Yeah. This whole thing just makes me crack up. LOL.

booooo :D

WHEEEEE!
Created this for fun =="
Waiting for my fellow fungi family members to join the blog. Heh.
Well, till then, ciao!
xDDDD